If All Else Fails...

As we continue to delve deeper into our preschool years, Heath and Stella find themselves zealously exploring possible career choices. I know he's pretty well locked in on being Superman. Or a Construction Worker. Or a Pepsi drinker. But it's good to keep your options open.


Loading fish into a truck. Seattle's Pike Place might be a great location for some salmon tossing.

Race car driver/Baltimore Orioles fan. Both have loads of adrenaline-rush potential.

Shirtless biking.

Brother and Sister cop duo. I wonder who gets to be the good cop during interrogation?

Emily Elizabeth look-a-like. Who says you can't rely on just being cute?

Exercise Boot Camp with Big Cousin A.

Or maybe cheerleading summer camp with Big Cousin A.

Dirty Jobs. A Sibling Dog Poop Scooping Business. Stella has already found that it helps to keep a smile on your face. No matter how stinky it is.

Here's some poop, Heef.

More poop, Heef.

My great hope for them is they find something to do that they feel passionate about. You know what Confucius says about work: Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

And if that isn't helpful, there's always Homer Simpson's advice: If you don't like your job, you just go in and do it half-assed. That's the American Way.

D'oh!